“Didn’t you say you were on a diet”….

sodamnrelatable:

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amoying:

i love myself but i would also run myself over with a semi-truck given the chance

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tangletots:

“i can never not reblog this!”

“i tried to scroll past this!”

“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”

(via fromtheritz-totherubble)

smilingemoticon:

i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue

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sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

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the-science-llama:

If Earth Had Rings

First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.

However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.

Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.

During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.

Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions

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my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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consultingsuperhusbands:

consultinganglophile:

all I have to say is….

look at his ass

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morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

what

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221b-baker-street-resident:

youvebeencumberbatched:

lordofthejohnlock:

I should really stop making these but I really can’t.

(x)

/dead

I lost my shit at the ‘bow chicka bow wow part XD

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sweet-bitsy:

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

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where-is-my-tennant:

colinmorgasms:

weepingfallenangel:

hiimthehufflepuff:

where-is-my-tennant:

geekishchic:

a-snogbox:

aaand then i accepted ten as the doctor

He had me at Barcelona.

Had me at the Lion King quote

he had me at his face.

and hair.

he had me

and he kept me

This turned out to be some type of bizzare beautiful poem

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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

eggsammich:

Benedict Cumberbatch is a real sweetheart and it kinda sucks to see people shitting all over him for his unorthodox name and making fun of his face

You know, the two things he’s most insecure about

I don’t care what fandom you’re in or not in or if you hate fandom bloggers just can you not bully this man he has literally done nothing to deserve it except exist

preach it. AMEN

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thefrogman:

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]

[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

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